I joined the Secret Service to serve my country, not protect this she-devil. Five minutes alone with her and a pencil — that's all I ask.

What's that, Honey…? Again…?
OK, I'll pick up some stain-remover on my way home.

You have reached the White House switchboard.
For English, Press 1; Para Espanol, Oprima Numero Dos.
对于汉语，新闻三