My Spider Sense is tingling like Chris Matthews’ leg.

We prefer to be called the “Unnaturally Enabled”.

Your secret identity is safe with me, Mr. Barry Soetoro.

BO:
I was biten by a radioactive Marxist.

That’s quite a tangled web you’ve woven, Mr. President.

I got your new website up and running today Mr. President. It only cost the taxpayers a bargain price of 5 trillion dollars.

Obama: Way to go Spidey bro!

BO:
Nice work in destroying that fake, cyborg-Obama, Spiderman.
But how did you know it was a robot?

Spiderman:
Robot?