Why can't I sit at the adult table?

Correction:
Why can’t I sit at the big peoples table?

Hey Joe, Thanks for the referral to your Hair Plugs Doc, I'll be outta this stupid towel and looking as sharp as you in no time!

waiting for the fun to begin

B-O-R-I-N-G

O-BORING

meanwhile at the party for brain-dead liberals…

The pledge waiting room at Omega Theta Pi

Singh skillfully manages what no Dem could…
Places VP into deep transcendental state also known as putting a sock in it

I can't remember which glass has the iocane powder in it!

He's not famous so I just won't talk to him….so there!!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms.

Great taste.
Less filling.

Umm?? MMMM.

Joe had no clue the proceedings were being recorded on "Turban Cam".

And once again Joe and Manmohan get stuck as partners
in the Three-Legged Race.

Sorry guys, Pelosi and Hillary are the only partners left
for the Square Dance.