And here’s another thing you didn’t know…
Barack’s hair always turns the color of his suit jacket.

Soros again.

Damn, how far do I have to send Hillary before she has no signal?

He doesn’t WANT to check Sarah’s FaceBook page,
but he finds himself doing it anyway.

Obama’s ringtone: “I’m to sexy for my shirt”.

Damn, this TelePrompTer is so small I’ma need my glasses!

Now try polling only confirmed non-voters…

Damned GPS device won’t show me where my most ardent worshipers are.

“Farkle… Wah… Wah… Wah… Sheesh…I can’t win!”

Damn you Mr. Weiner, you’ve got the wrong number…..again!