Sorry Barack, in order to receive the Heimlich Maneuver
you must first fill out ObamaCare Form 00377-214-HM.
I will not read it in a house,
I will not read it with a mouse.
I do not like Ms Palin's book,
I will not give it one small look.
The Universal Sign for
"My approval numbers are tanking!"
Oh No! Now we're going to get a Menthol Cough Drop Crisis.
(continuation from my second caption)
…Parts I, II, and IV. If married complete Part V. Also submit a separate Part VII for each dependent. Continue on the back of the form, if necessary. Use only blue or black ink and please print legibly.
I shouldn't have let Michelle watch that Twilight movie.