Michele: I sez you lissen to me o I kick yo ass!

I choked on my own rhetoric!!!

Lower taxes? Ugh, gag me with a spoon!

Sorry Barack, in order to receive the Heimlich Maneuver
you must first fill out ObamaCare Form 00377-214-HM.

I will not read it in a house,
I will not read it with a mouse.
I do not like Ms Palin’s book,
I will not give it one small look.

The Universal Sign for
“My approval numbers are tanking!”

Oh No! Now we’re going to get a Menthol Cough Drop Crisis.

(continuation from my second caption)

…Parts I, II, and IV. If married complete Part V. Also submit a separate Part VII for each dependent. Continue on the back of the form, if necessary. Use only blue or black ink and please print legibly.

I shouldn’t have let Michelle watch that Twilight movie.

Brain freeze!