There's a way to tax this, I just know there is.

Hu Jintao, tear down this wall!

Those pricks left without me!

Do my ears look smaller, now?

I think this is my best photo op (that I planned) ever. Damn, I love me. Step aside Mohammed Ali, I am the greatest!

ObaMao…I like the sound of that.

You want me to WALK up there?

It should be obvious to most which side of this wall I'm on …

I'm having one built around D.C. to keep the "teabag anti-government people" out.

"Hmmm…people do great things when enslaved."