So two U.S. Senators walk into a voting booth…

For the tenth time!!!
I won't do Stuart Smalley for you!!!

(correction)
For the tenth time!!!
I won’t say it like Stuart Smalley!!!

Franken to Biden:
Could you teach me how to be funny?

Franken to Biden:
What's a "doofus"?

Al:
"…and that's how I really won in Minnesota."

Joe:
"Your secret is safe with me, Senator!"

Biden: Boy, that came in handy playing a zoo keeper in Trading Places. You'll fit right in with all of the monkeys here in DC. Did I say that?

He who smelt it dealt it.

A recent meeting of the Inexplicable Overachiever Society.

Meeting of the mindless

Contact me anytime, Senator. The number for my e-mail should be in the Yellow Book.

Ya gotta hand it to the chicago political machine