Great lies today Bob. They don't know how screwed they really are.

After this I'm movin' on up to the deluxe life as Mr. Oprah.

So I told Joe, "hold still and I'll get it", then I pulled and I'll be damned if a whole hair plug didn't pop out!!!.

So I sez to the FOX News reporter, I sez,
"Don't quit your day job…WHATEVER THAT IS!!!"

Gee, Barry, what do you want to do today?
The same thing we do every day, Bob – try to take over the world.

IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH YOUR BRILLIANCE..BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULL