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bamamama

Great lies today Bob. They don't know how screwed they really are.

 
Margie

After this I'm movin' on up to the deluxe life as Mr. Oprah.

 
Oldguy

So I told Joe, "hold still and I'll get it", then I pulled and I'll be damned if a whole hair plug didn't pop out!!!.

 
charley

So I sez to the FOX News reporter, I sez,
"Don't quit your day job…WHATEVER THAT IS!!!"

 
Nocturnal

Gee, Barry, what do you want to do today?
The same thing we do every day, Bob – try to take over the world.

 
Kerrydway

IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH YOUR BRILLIANCE..BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULL

 
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