You teach me froat rike buttelfry sting rike bee.

Well sure I can be a bigger dork.

Well sure I can be a bigger dork.
Check this out.

One ring to rule them all.

Not bad Barack, not bad! But unlike you, Bruce Lee didn't need to prove anything.

Nice Kenyan ass.

I see he does karate as well as he throws a baseball….

Askin' 'em Chicago style

Barack poses for the cover of his next book…
"GOING DWEEB"