It's alright Nancy….I like you.

For you Nancy,
No photo-op is a good photo-op.

Don't be afraid Nancy, you'll be taken care of. Trust me!

"You lie!"
"No, you lie!"

Can I have another airplane? Mine's so last week.

Always try to present your good side to the camera, Nancy.

And if the health care bill doesn't get signed into law, back to the kitchen for you.

Barack,"Why did a woman cross the road?"
Nancy,"I don't know…why?"
Barack,"Because that's where the stove is!"
Nancy,"Not funny Barry."