Look, I don't think of you as Eva Braun. A souless, sycophantic hack, perhaps, but not Eva Braun.

Why no, Katie. There is no charge for awesomeness.

COURIC: Can you name any of them?

COURIC: 57 states? Can you name any of them?

So Katie….what was Sarah really like?

Can we take a break? We've been rehearsing for hours!

Look at me! I'm Sarah Palin!
I don't read magazines!
My book sold out before the first day!
I think I'm so cute!!!

Either one:
"No one can spin and twist the facts like you can."
Either one:
"Aw, thanks! You're not so bad yourself."

After this interview, perky Katie was forced to join "Sycophants Anonymous."

Katey, you are so hot. I have wood right now. Your ass is so much smaller than Michelle's. Plus, I did the creamy white cracker look.

Katie,now just think about it, gettin it on with you I can say that I am literally effen Americans. How cool………………