"This is how I stand when the media kisses it".

Look honey, there really is a 666 on his head.

I thought your hump was on the other side.

If you really felt guilty about Hiroshima,
you'd disembowel yourself.

Geisha lady (in Japanese):
See if you can get him to curtsey, too.

The MSM's take:
Barack wasn't bowing. He just thought he'd stepped in something.

Emperor:

"Thanks Shoe Shine Boy,
You're humble and lovable."

We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

[It's a South Park reference.]