Don't help me Helen, OK?
Just don't.

Nose hairs are getting a litlte long again there, Helen.

Talk about a "Three-Beer-Summit" girl!

Helen I've told you to never sneak up on me like that.

Helen, you are my alpha lapdog…now take your biscuit and go write something nice.

You're right, Helen. Beauty's only skin deep … but ugly goes straight to the bone.