Ever since I met Bill he had a tendency to exaggerate.
I was insulted, frankly. The Prime Minister's remark about my hips being "wider than the Gaza" was simply out of line.
I lost the nomination by thisssss…much.
What's the big deal? East Jerusalem is only this far away.
The first time Bill tried to talk me into having sex with him he told me it was THIS LONG!!!
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