After missing another free throw on the 6th hole,
Obama decides to punt.

Oooh! Sigh! Give him your attention
Do I really have to mention he’s the one

Another Chorus Line wannabe…
“Oooh! Sigh! Give him your attention,
Do I really have to mention heeeee’s the One”

Yes, but can George Bush do this?

A Hole in The One

Don’t ask; don’t tell.

only the truest lock-steppers experience the infamous thrill up the leg

Barack invents a game for those who can no longer afford clubs
called “Kick Golf”.

I challenge Tiger Woods to a “Standing-on-One-Leg” contest.

I’m practicing to be one of the “Rocketts”, I’m going to need a job soon.