All together now, "My kind of town, Chicago is…"
General McChrystal is still holding on line one, Sir.
Then can we at least have the Special Olympics?
…AND THE HORSE I RODE IN ON?!?
"But I haven't fini…"
Um…then could you at least validate my parking stub?
I apologize for the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team.
What happens when ACORN doesn't influence the vote?
Chickens meet roost.
Wasilla in 2020, maybe?
The IOC places first in the clean-and-jerk of Barack's ego.
I think I clicked "submit" too fast on my first comment.
I think I meant it to say
"What Olympics? I just saw a podium, a microphone, and cameras!"
So much has happened since then.
Shoulda left Oprah.
Shoulda brought ACORN.
I would like to propose that lying be added as an Olympic sport. Between Bill Clinton and I, America will take all the gold medals.
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