Black male liberal jerk
Blackmailed liberal jerk

Barack can help Dave handle his extortion problems
“Chicago Politician Style”.

Can they prove if you ever saw or touched any monkeys?

I’ll put you in touch with my Hanky Panky Czar.

Don’t worry, the press will probably not even cover it.

It’s simple. Accuse the guy of being a Racist
and it’ll be like nothing ever happened.

Just tell everyone that George Bush was worse.

So I hear you’ve been out playing the home version of
“Know Your Cuts of Meat”.

Can I borrow your Velcro Suit when I go to Denmark?
That always gets them.

Hell no, you can’t throw the teleprompter off the roof!