Are you still upset because I didn’t finish my monkey brains?

Kaddafi had one of the best speeches of all time!

Pssst…trade seats with me will ya?
I wanna sit next to the Chav-ster!

So howdaya like Joe Biden’s Party-Mix?

“Glenn Beck’s a Dork”, pass it on…

Hey, check out Sarkozy and his pals.
What a bunch of stiffs, eh?

Those West Europeans think they’re so cool.
Say, after this meeting, do ya wanna hang out?

Barack has Manmohan preview his “Little Kids Singing About Me-Best Of” CD.

Help me out. Is it Kah, Gah, or Quah –daffi?
Never mind, here he comes…

There…did you see that?
Medvedev just gave me the stink-eye, AGAIN!

Netanyahu said I’d make a fine chai wallah.
What’s a “chai wallah”?

I’m down for ‘Red Dictator’ in the seventh to show.

Where’s my invitation to Muammar’s Tent Party?
It was just in front of me! I know you can hear me!

Are you still mad at me because I tackled your wife because I thought she was being targeted by an assassin because of that red dot on her head?

(joke stolen from “Family Guy”)