Comments on: Michelle Obama on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

By: Nocturnal

Nocturnal — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:04:53 +0000

Which quote is attributed to Marie Antoinette?

A. You go, girl.

B. Oh no you din’t.

C. Yes we can.

D. Let them eat cake. ***

By: charley

charley — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:24:11 +0000

As President of the United States, Barack Obama is integrally connected with which of the following parts of our Government?

A. The Judicial Branch.
B. The Legislative Branch.
C. The Executive Branch.
D. The ACORN Branch.

(actually none of these are funny)

By: charley

charley — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:20:49 +0000

As his initial choice for the position of Green Jobs Czar, Barack Obama appointed:
A. A Brilliant Economist.
B. An Experienced Business Man.
C. A Well-Rounded Entrepreneur.
D. A Commie. (Checkarino)

By: Margie

Margie — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:16:00 +0000

President Obama was born:

A. a black man
B. a white man
C. in the U.S.S.A.
D. to wander

By: charley

charley — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:41:07 +0000

On September 11th, 2001…

A. Unspeakable acts of terrorism occured in New York City, our Nation’s Capital, and in a field near Shanksville, PA.

B. 3000 people were killed in senseless acts of violence.

C. Islamic Jihadists used commercial aircraft as projectiles to cause unimaginable destruction.

D. America’s chickens came home to roost.

(that one’s not funny – but it’s out of my system)

By: LMAObama

LMAObama — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:03:20 +0000

Everything so far should fit. I can make the boxes taller if it comes to that.

I’ll get another Mo pho up soon, and I’ll make sure she looks cruel and unusual.

By: charley

charley — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:13:05 +0000

As a fledgling politician at the beginning his career, Barack Obama sought out the advice and support of:

A. Constitutional Experts.
B. Seasoned Legal Counselors.
C. Other Eminent Statesmen.
D. An Unrepentent Terrorist. (you guessed it)

Maybe you could use a “condensed” typeface.