The President believe's our National Energy Policy would best be determined by which one of the following?

A. Witchdoctors
B. Soothsayers
C. Shamans
D. Al Gore (correct)

I had sort of a good one for the other MO picture. It was going to be along the lines of Barack presenting his plan to the UN to get Gitmo detainees to talk as an alternative to waterboarding or something like that. Couldn't get it worded quite right. It was a work in progress.

A person who disagrees with the policies of Our President could best be described as:

A. Excercising his freedom of speech.
B. Engaging in critical thought.
C. Practising our First Amendment rights.
D. A Racist. (ding)

Maybe you can break the choices into two lines within a box.

As a fledgling politician at the beginning his career, Barack Obama sought out the advice and support of:

A. Constitutional Experts.
B. Seasoned Legal Counselors.
C. Other Eminent Statesmen.
D. An Unrepentent Terrorist. (you guessed it)

Maybe you could use a "condensed" typeface.

Everything so far should fit. I can make the boxes taller if it comes to that.

I'll get another Mo pho up soon, and I'll make sure she looks cruel and unusual.

On September 11th, 2001…

A. Unspeakable acts of terrorism occured in New York City, our Nation's Capital, and in a field near Shanksville, PA.

B. 3000 people were killed in senseless acts of violence.

C. Islamic Jihadists used commercial aircraft as projectiles to cause unimaginable destruction.

D. America's chickens came home to roost.

(that one's not funny – but it's out of my system)

President Obama was born:

A. a black man
B. a white man
C. in the U.S.S.A.
D. to wander

As his initial choice for the position of Green Jobs Czar, Barack Obama appointed:
A. A Brilliant Economist.
B. An Experienced Business Man.
C. A Well-Rounded Entrepreneur.
D. A Commie. (Checkarino)

As President of the United States, Barack Obama is integrally connected with which of the following parts of our Government?

A. The Judicial Branch.
B. The Legislative Branch.
C. The Executive Branch.
D. The ACORN Branch.

(actually none of these are funny)

Which quote is attributed to Marie Antoinette?

A. You go, girl.

B. Oh no you din't.

C. Yes we can.

D. Let them eat cake. ***