And George Bush also would never eat his vegetables…

You can help the environment and your Pres-i-dent-Bar-ack-Hus-sein-O-ba-ma-mmm-mmm-mmm…by going into mommy's purse and taking all that silly green paper that's in her wallet and mailing it to the White House care of Pres-i-dent-Bar-ack-Hus-sein-O-ba-ma-mmm-mmm-mmm…

Ain't that cute?
The little darlings are accepting Obama into their hearts.

Maybe someday we'll have a beer together.
Mmm – mmm – mmm.

Small voice from off-screen to right:
"YOU WYE!"

Noob rube on boob tube.
Kids' bids hit skids.

Mr Barry's Neighborhood,

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
Won't you be…my Brown Shirt?

Good morning children.
I'm The President and yes, these are my real ears.

Hi kids. It's me, your old pal
Sponge-O Bama-Pants.

And you must never talk back to your mommies and daddies,
even though they're causing the polar bears to drown.

And now let's all forgive one another for being Americans.

Listen to your teachers and study hard kids,
or you might end up as a Conservative Talk Radio Host.

As you pursue your dreams and goals, remember, $200,000.00 a year is the cut-off for becoming greedy.

Obama:
Again kids, you can help Uncle Barack the most by choosing what profession?

Children droning:
…A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER…

Mrs. Bagley's third grade class in the moment before they all stood up and walked out.

Ho Bama
Hey Bama
Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey
Bama Ho
BAAAMAHHHHH…

I control the horizontal.
I control the vertical.

"Barack"trination.

Quiet everyone, he's about to do his Biden and Pelosi sock-puppet routine!

I thought teacher said we were going to watch a clown act?