"No, YOU'RE ignorant! This proves that I am The One! Just ask Farrakhan!"

"I'll take, 'things that get people wee-weed up' for 500, Alex!"

Barack finds out that "Government" is not the answer to everything.

The categories are "Freedom", "Liberty", "Independence", "The Constitution", and "Bowling".

American History prior to 1900? There is no American History prior to January 20, 2009!

I don't understand I did fine on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER

Is there a "Special Olympics" version of Jeopardy?

"What is tax and spend like there's no tomorrow?"

Alex:
You've hit the Daily Double under "Kenyan Muslims".

BO:
I'll bet the ranch, Alex.

Alex:
The Final Jeopardy category is "Black Liberation Theology".

BO:
Do you take MasterCard, Alex?

Alex:
The answer is "Ronald Reagan, Sarah Palin, and William F. Buckley".

Barack:
Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen?

I'll take "Words Ending in –ACIST".

Barry redeems himself in Round 2 where the categories are:

'60′s Radicals…
Typical White People…
Teachable Moments…
Guys on the Dollar Bills…
Liar, Liar…
and
ACORN Potluck.

I'll take flaming anti-American sociopaths I never associated with for 9 trillion…

I'm gonna play the second round WITH my teleprompter, Alex.

Don't guess I'll pick U.S. Constitution again, Alex.