OK ladies, you both know the rules, the first one to produce a diamond from the piece of coal that's been shoved up your butt will be the winner of our Grand Prize!

Ebony and ivory work together to bring us misery.

Do you know how hard I fought to rip this off of Arafat's head and then make a skirt out of it?

You know, Michelle, something tells me I'm not in Kansas anymore.

Whenever I click on this picture, the horses won't stop whinnying.

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man…

…without me you'd be nowhere…you MAN

All men are rapists and that's all they are.

Could one of you ladies fix me a sandwich?

A menage a trois would be out of the question, I'm guessing.