"Of course I'm an American citizen. I'm also a genuine Jedi, and this is a real light saber!"

Missle defense? Who needs a missile defense? I've got my light saber!

Bring on the flies!

Obama the jedi master takes on healthcare the sith lord

Barack prepares himself for the Sunday morning talk shows.

"But what about Stephenopoulos?"

"I'll thrash him from top to bottommus!"

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

“The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be… Unnatural.”

It's all fun and games until you poke Joe Biden's eye out.

Don't call me "Mr. President".
Call me "Dark Lord of the Pork"!

Stand back guys…a Wookie is approaching.
Oh wait, that's just Michelle.

I don't care what you wanna call it, Obama-Care or colonoscopy, they're both the same thing so brace yourselves cause here comes captain Reemer!