Step into my office, for your exam…let me get my gloves on first.

Dr. GOVERNMENT.

Not to worry little girl.
I'm here to keep that baby from punishing you!

Just relax…put your feet up in the stirrups…
and think of it as Partial-Birth-Absolvement.

Ya see…I TOLD you that abstinence doesn't work!
Nurse…forceps please…

He puts the "doc" in indoctrination.

"Dr CHICAGO" would've been better.
Saw that on a Tea Party sign.

Dr. Chicago. Dr. Kenya. Dr. Death. Doc Trination.
The possibilities are endless.

Yes, this is going to hurt.