Got Race?

But it was just a little fib….

99 and 44/100′s percent true.

It's twue. It's twue.

(do I need to explain this one?)

Why so Capitalist?

I pledge to rid this nation from the scourge of prosperity!

Just think ladies…free boob jobs!

Any Health Care Bill that I sign must provide an option for non-participating doctors to choose being waterboarded.

And to make sure there are no medical mix-ups happening under ObamaCare, I will be appointing an "Abby Normal Czar".

Wanna see me save or create 10,000 jobs?
Wanna see me do it again?

I hear God saying that if you send your donations in to Government within the next one-hundred seconds you will receive a one-hundred-fold return.

OK, we got rid of the cross, let's see what we can do about this flag.