Umm…whose head is that?

Believe you me, if I could get Michelle to wear a burkha, I would.

I also apologize for 8-track tapes…the McDLT…and, oh yeah, that "Dallas" season finale.

Do you really think I bowed deep enough?

I'm meeting King Abdullah in an hour.
Do you mind if I stand in front of you and practise my bow?

Joe came out wearing one of those Arab sheikh headresses at our Cap and Trade Bill launch party and it was so funny I thought I was going to…um…uh…it looks good on you, though.

That crack I made about "spreading the wealth" only applies to my own country. You know that, right?

As a gift to King Abdullah I was thinking of presenting a set of restored American comedies from the '30′s. He seems to admire Groucho Marx.

Just the thought of being a King gets me all wee-wee'd up.

So what you're saying is I should simply cause anyone who disagrees with me to "beg for death". Sounds like a plan!