Comments on: Asking Himself for guidance http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/ Historically Hilarious Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:36:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-93 charley Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:36:52 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-93 Job's not as easy as you thought, is it? Job’s not as easy as you thought, is it?

]]> By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-90 charley Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:55:53 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-90 Blessed are the poor, for they shall form a voting block... Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for other people's money, for they think they shall be satisfied... Blessed are they that agree with me, for they shall never be called Racist... Blessed are the Right-Wingers who change their hearts and bow to me, for they shall receive mercy.....maybe... Blessed are the poor,
for they shall form a voting block…
Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for other people’s money,
for they think they shall be satisfied…
Blessed are they that agree with me,
for they shall never be called Racist…
Blessed are the Right-Wingers who change their hearts and bow to me,
for they shall receive mercy…..maybe…

]]> By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-88 charley Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:53:35 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-88 Lord that Thou wouldst smite our Nation's enemies: The Conservativites, the Libertarianites, the Constitutionalistites, and those Tea Baggerites. Lord that Thou wouldst smite our Nation’s enemies:
The Conservativites, the Libertarianites, the Constitutionalistites, and those Tea Baggerites.

]]> By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-82 charley Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:21:59 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-82 Let's see...was it God Bless America or God Damn America??? Let’s see…was it God Bless America or God Damn America???

]]> By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-81 charley Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:20:46 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-81 How does this "prayer" thing work? If only I'd paid attention in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years. How does this “prayer” thing work?
If only I’d paid attention in Reverend Wright’s church for 20 years.

]]> By: charley http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-80 charley Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:56:17 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-80 Now I kneel myself to pray, TOTUS tells me what to say. Buddha, Allah or JC, which one is the god for me? I don't know which one to pick, Allah seems to do the trick. He could help me spread the wealth, and control the nation's health. I will dream before I wake, of campaign promises to break. Tell me god while I relax, how I can increase the tax. Then I'll do what You can't do, rid the world of CO2. God I know you're Karl Marx, if not him then Rosa Parks. Amen. Now I kneel myself to pray, TOTUS tells me what to say.
Buddha, Allah or JC, which one is the god for me?
I don’t know which one to pick, Allah seems to do the trick.
He could help me spread the wealth, and control the nation’s health.

I will dream before I wake, of campaign promises to break.
Tell me god while I relax, how I can increase the tax.
Then I’ll do what You can’t do, rid the world of CO2.
God I know you’re Karl Marx, if not him then Rosa Parks.

Amen.

]]> By: Margie http://lmaobama.com/2009/09/07/356/comment-page-1/#comment-79 Margie Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:02:35 +0000 http://lmaobama.com/?p=356#comment-79 asking Himself for guidance... asking Himself for guidance…

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