Captioned by Margie

Obama in prayer

  1. JannyMae says:
    August 28, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Obama takes a break, as eyestrain from staring at the teleprompter sets in.

  2. Margie says:
    August 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    asking Himself for guidance…

  3. charley says:
    August 28, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Now I kneel myself to pray, TOTUS tells me what to say.
    Buddha, Allah or JC, which one is the god for me?
    I don’t know which one to pick, Allah seems to do the trick.
    He could help me spread the wealth, and control the nation’s health.

    I will dream before I wake, of campaign promises to break.
    Tell me god while I relax, how I can increase the tax.
    Then I’ll do what You can’t do, rid the world of CO2.
    God I know you’re Karl Marx, if not him then Rosa Parks.

    Amen.

  4. charley says:
    August 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    How does this “prayer” thing work?
    If only I’d paid attention in Reverend Wright’s church for 20 years.

  5. charley says:
    August 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Let’s see…was it God Bless America or God Damn America???

  6. charley says:
    August 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Lord that Thou wouldst smite our Nation’s enemies:
    The Conservativites, the Libertarianites, the Constitutionalistites, and those Tea Baggerites.

  7. charley says:
    August 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Blessed are the poor,
    for they shall form a voting block…
    Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for other people’s money,
    for they think they shall be satisfied…
    Blessed are they that agree with me,
    for they shall never be called Racist…
    Blessed are the Right-Wingers who change their hearts and bow to me,
    for they shall receive mercy…..maybe…

  8. charley says:
    September 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Job’s not as easy as you thought, is it?

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