After you’re gone Ted, I’m thinking we could kind of do a “Weekend at Bernie’s” thing until the Health Care vote.

Don’t worry Mr President, if they should strike me down I’ll become more powerful than they could possibly imagine!

Thanks for offering me a ride Ted,
but I think I’ll walk.

Woman in background.

“How did I get stuck working this detail with these two pompous windbags?”

Wait, wait. I want to change my first caption to the following:

Do you have a nice pair of sunglasses, Ted? ‘Cuz I’m thinking we could do a
“Weekend at Bernie’s” thing until the Health Care vote.

Ok Teddy, how ’bout we do a “Waitress S’more” this time?

A Bill mandating that all Senate drinking fountains dispense Scotch Whiskey?
I’ll think about it, Ted.

After I’m gone Mr. President, I’d really like you to have something that virtually launched my successful political career and you never know but it might come in very handy for yourself one day…..my neckbrace.

Ted to BO:
Now that you own General Motors would it kill ya to make a car that you can still drive under water?!?