Lessee…acceptance speech in an hour.
Plenty of time for the embroiderers to add seven stars to this thing.
Let's make this easy folks.
Whenever the big hand lines up with the little hand,
just add 10% to your own taxes.
Uh oh! I'm going to need reading glasses in order to see this new mini-teleprompter!
OK you wealthy Americans.
Get ready…get set…….SPREAD IT!
The flag's nice. But there's plenty of time for me to have descending Stonehenge monoliths added to this speech. What could go wrong?
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