"Yes, honey, that's an Indian reservation over there. That's why Arizona is a RED STATE."

Do you see that small rock slide over there?
That's George Bush's fault.

When we return, I'll back legislation to prevent this kind of erosion from ever happening again!

The Obamawolds.

Thought balloon from person on far right:

In the grand scheme of things, my butt ain't so wide after all.

Do you see what the Colorado River did to this landscape, honey?
That's what the Republicans want to do to you!

It pains me to submit this one:

Over there in that little shack lives the one John McCain voter that turned this into a red county.

"How was this canyon formed, Daddy?"

"It's a result of my 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs Project, sweetheart."

"Wow…it's sooo beeaauuuutiful!"

If left un-taxed, soon CO2 will do this to our entire country.

"That plaque over there says that in some places the canyon is 18 miles wide — large enough to hold Janeane Garofalo's own estimated intelligence of herself!"

"Ooohhh…Aahhh….Wooowwww!"

Since I'm almost the only one doing this, my last comment reads better as

" — large enough to contain Janeane Garofalo's estimate of her own intelligence!"

And so on.

You get a sense of wonder when realizing that enough hundred dollar bills to pay off the awesome debt that I've accumulated would fill this ditch up past the Mesozoic Era.

Scratch my last caption. Let's try it this way…

"My debt could fill this place up to the Mesozoic Era."

Way down there, kids ….. that's where my approval rating went. See it? No? Try harder then. It's there. No, really, it is.