So they say this funny-looking ol' white guy freed the slaves, huh? Bwahahahahahaha!!!

You just didn't know when to stop, didja?

"Schmuck!"

You had no appointees named "Obama",
So I will have no Czars named "Lincoln".

Thought balloon from portrait:
"There goes the neighborhood!"

Obama to Lincoln: "You freed the slaves."
Lincoln to Obama: "Yeah, I'd like to have THAT one back!"