Haha! The latest so-called fashion maven tries the Club Med Jamaica look but fails. The fellow behind her stifles a laugh.

Red-tie secret service guy is thinking:
A. It's an honor and a priviledge to neutralize any threats to this woman.
B. My life is secondary to the obligation I have to protect the first family.
C. I'd still do 'er!

Red-tie secret service guy:
"She picked the outfit I suggested!"

mmm – mmm – mmm.

This one is freakin' hilarious!

SUEY!